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I have not yet posted on the whole global warming controversy. But then here comes this article about global warming—on Jupiter! And it’s not just a degree or two over a hundred years. Instead, it’s 18 degrees in a few years. Those Jovians must be driving really big SUVs. But Al Gore and the Governator will set them straight about some inconvenient truths and how Jupiter is in the balance.
Of course, if there is global warming on Jupiter, there must be on other planets, too. Well, Venus’s surface is hundreds of degrees hot, so warming is water under the bridge, so to speak. But, lo and behold, now comes evidence of global warming on the Red Planet. The Martian ice caps are shrinking significantly and temperatures are higher than several decades ago. Those Martian polar bears must be in a panic. But at least we know what causes it—human activity.
I really enjoy climate and weather forecasters’ lack of a sense of the absurd. I recently heard a prediction about the current hurricane season. The forecast boldly predicted that the number of hurricanes would be between near-normal and above average. Given that the past two seasons have been well-below normal in storms, and given that predicting an extreme year would be, well, extreme, the forecast covers the likely gamut.
Now comes this report from a Bush critic who has changed his mind about the impact of global warming on hurricanes. He believes that, rather than intensifying such storms, global warming will reduce their ferocity. Others disagree and argue for storm intensification. Many of the hurricane researchers also disagree, but that is because they don’t believe in a connection between global warming and hurricane cycles. So much for scientific “consensus.”
Or, the whole thing could go away. Perhaps global warming will take a breather, or the Earth (or parts of it) will even cool. I’m just glad that, unlike the researchers, those eminent scientists Al Gore, Arnold, and some of my colleagues are convinced. I know I can trust their scientific expertise.







